May 2013
16 posts
7 tags
April 2013
60 posts
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever